Katie Comes to Town
When Katie comes to town, she never looks around
she points to me says let’s ride that train
And Mama always said son, you better keep your head son
Ain’t no doubt about that girl’s insane
She’s my Walmart beauty queen, and she busted my machine
Gives me twenty nickels for my dime
Better shut down aisle three, Gotta clean up this this debris,
Katie been here now it’s closing time
When I come home last night, she’s on the price is right
She bids it low and wins that KitchenAid
Spins that Showdown wheel, hits the daily deal
Trip to Reno all expenses paid
She’s my Walmart beauty queen and she busted my machine
Gives me twenty nickels for my dime
She’s a truckload full of trouble, leave me cleaning up the ruble
Katie’s been here now it’s closing time
When I get up next morning, she’s knocked out cold and snoring
Bed’s flipped over, busted window shade
Cats are outside fighting, Dog’s gone into hiding
I think the good Lord knows I got it made
She’s my Walmart beauty queen and she busted my machine
Gives me twenty nickels for my dime
And there ain’t no concealing, She got me down and kneeling
Katie’s been here now it’s closing time
When Katie comes to town, she never looks around
she points to me says let’s ride that train
And Mama always said son, you better keep your head son
Ain’t no doubt about that girl’s insane
She’s my Walmart beauty queen and she busted my machine
Gives me twenty nickels for my dime
She’s got that magnetic attraction, she’s a nuclear reaction
Katie been here now it’s closing time (3X)