Katie Comes to Town

When Katie comes to town, she never looks around

she points to me says let’s ride that train

And Mama always said son, you better keep your head son

Ain’t no doubt about that girl’s insane

She’s my Walmart beauty queen, and she busted my machine

Gives me twenty nickels for my dime

Better shut down aisle three, Gotta clean up this this debris,

Katie been here now it’s closing time

When I come home last night, she’s on the price is right

She bids it low and wins that KitchenAid

Spins that Showdown wheel, hits the daily deal

Trip to Reno all expenses paid

She’s my Walmart beauty queen and she busted my machine

Gives me twenty nickels for my dime

She’s a truckload full of trouble, leave me cleaning up the ruble

Katie’s been here now it’s closing time

When I get up next morning, she’s knocked out cold and snoring

Bed’s flipped over, busted window shade

Cats are outside fighting, Dog’s gone into hiding

I think the good Lord knows I got it made

She’s my Walmart beauty queen and she busted my machine

Gives me twenty nickels for my dime

And there ain’t no concealing, She got me down and kneeling

Katie’s been here now it’s closing time

When Katie comes to town, she never looks around

she points to me says let’s ride that train

And Mama always said son, you better keep your head son

Ain’t no doubt about that girl’s insane

She’s my Walmart beauty queen and she busted my machine

Gives me twenty nickels for my dime

She’s got that magnetic attraction, she’s a nuclear reaction

Katie been here now it’s closing time (3X)